Alicante DREAM Apartment: 3 Beds, Balcony, Modern & Bright! (E3EV)
Alicante DREAM Apartment: E3EV - Is This REALLY a Dream? My Chaotic, Honest Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a whirlwind stay at the Alicante DREAM Apartment: 3 Beds, Balcony, Modern & Bright! (E3EV) and I’m here to spill the beans. No sugarcoating, no PR fluff, just the raw, untamed truth (with some strategically placed keywords for those Google searchers – Alicante Apartments, Spain, Vacation Rental, Modern, Balcony, Family-Friendly, Accessibility, Wi-Fi are you listening?!).
First off, the hype. Did this place actually dream? Well, sometimes. Other times, it was more like… a gently swaying reality. Let’s break it down, shall we?
Accessibility (and My Own Two Feet):
Okay, so this apartment claims to be accessible. Now, I’m not in a wheelchair, but I do like a smooth, easy experience, y'know? The elevator was a lifesaver, because let's be honest, lugging suitcases up stairs is a personal circle of hell. The facilities for disabled guests were… present. I didn't personally test them, but the presence is good. No glaring problems that I noticed, so that's a plus.
Cleanliness and Safety - The COVID Crucible:
This is where things got interesting, and slightly… reassuring. The website boasts about their commitment to cleanliness, and boy did they commit. Constant daily disinfection in common areas, hand sanitizer everywhere, staff trained in safety protocol… it felt like a full-on hazmat zone at times! Seriously, I saw the cleaning staff practically wrestling the virus from the surfaces. Rooms sanitized between stays, individually wrapped food options (more on that later!), and room sanitization opt-out available… they take this seriously. It's also nice to see Hot water linen and laundry washing alongside anti-viral cleaning products to give the guest the most secure and comfortable stay.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Or Try To):
Alright, so this isn't a full-blown resort experience. No spa, no fitness center (thank god, I'm on vacation!), no poolside lounging. This is more of a "base camp" for your Alicante adventures. BUT the balcony… Oh, the balcony! It's the true hero. Morning coffee with the sunrise? Check. Evening wine with the stars? Double-check. People-watching from a safe distance? Triple-check! The terrace was also nice. This is a must-have for any apartment, to have a balcony!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Because I'm Always Hungry):
Okay, let's talk about food. There’s no on-site restaurant or buffet. You’re on your own! However, the apartment does offer breakfast in room (which I didn't try). There's a convenience store nearby for all those last-minute snack cravings. This is a good way to have a relaxing place.
Services and Conveniences - The Essentials (and a few Extras):
The basics were covered. Daily housekeeping, luggage storage, laundry service (thank god!), and a decent concierge. The Wi-Fi was free and reliable – a MAJOR win, especially with teenagers glued to their phones like barnacles. Contactless check-in/out was a breeze, which is great for avoiding those awkward human interactions after a long flight, or if you're just anti-social like me.
For the Kids (Because I'm a Kid at Heart):
This place is definitely family-friendly. While not explicitly saying it, the large family/child friendly rooms, the separate bedrooms, and being able to cook your own meals means a lot.
Getting Around (Because Alicante is Gorgeous):
Airport transfer was available (though I didn’t use it). The apartment had car park [free of charge] – a lifesaver in a city where parking is a competitive sport. Also, the taxi service availability is great, just in case you need it.
Inside the DREAM Apartment: A Deep Dive
Available in all rooms: I need to talk about this, the Air conditioning! YES! Air conditioning is the best. And the blackout curtains saved me from the scorching sun that woke me up every other day. Then there's the Coffee/tea maker! Because is it even breakfast if you don't have a cup of hot coffee? And the hair dryer.
The Good, the Bad, and the Meh…
- The Good: Location, location, location! It’s close to everything (beaches, restaurants, shops, you name it). The balcony. The free Wi-fi. The cleanliness. The comfortable beds, even if they weren't the dreamiest. And the kitchen.
- The Bad: The lack of on-site amenities (no pool, no gym). The occasional noise from the street if you have the window that opens
- The Meh: Decor? Fine. Functional. Not particularly inspiring, but perfectly adequate.
My Verdict: Dream or Delight?
Honestly? It’s a solid, practical choice. It’s not a five-star luxury resort, but it's a great place to stay. A good place for a family vacation. I'd recommend it, especially for the price.
Here's the Pitch – Because You Need to Book This RIGHT NOW:
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Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This ain't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is a digital scrapbook of a near-disaster, a triumph of tapas, and a whole lot of sunstroke (probably). We're talking about Bright and Modern Apartment 3 bedroom with Balcony E3EV in Alicante, Spain. Let's get messy.
ALICANTE ADVENTURE: A Messy Memoir (and Hopefully Not a Disaster)
Day 1: Arrival & "Lost in Translation" Tapas Tango
- Morning (or, as I call it, "the actual arrival"): Landed in Alicante, feeling optimistic! The flight was okay, though little Timmy behind me spent the entire journey practicing his opera vocals. Found the apartment, which, let me tell you, looks exactly like the photos. Score! Those balconies… chef's kiss. Now, about getting the key… took me a solid hour to figure out the lockbox. My Spanish is, shall we say, "emerging." Turns out, I was trying to use my credit card to open it. Facepalm.
- Afternoon: The Grand Tapas Hunt. Okay, so I was starving. Found a place called "El Rincon del Tapeo" recommended online. Packed! Place. I ordered something I thought was "gambas al ajillo" (garlic shrimp - a known favorite). What arrived was… an entire plate of fried, tiny fish with their eyes still staring back at me. My stomach lurched. I panicked, pointed at a nearby plate, and just said "¡Eso! ¡Eso!" (That! That!). It turned out to be patatas bravas, which I proceeded to DEVOUR because at that stage I would of eaten a brick, and then devoured a few more plates. The beer, thankfully, was cold.
- Evening: Balcony Bliss (and the Mosquito Massacre). Slumping onto the balcony, beer in hand, watching the sun bleed into the Mediterranean. Pure. Bliss. For about 30 minutes. Then the mosquitos discovered me. I swear, they were attacking in squadrons. Sprayed myself with every kind of repellent I brought. Ended up barricading myself inside before turning the air conditioner to Arctic levels.
Day 2: Beach Bliss (and the Great Sunburn of '24)
- Morning: Playa Postiguet… Or, More Like, Burning Postiguet. Finally, the beach! The sand was glorious, the water a shimmering turquoise. I swam, I sunbathed, I felt… happy. I'd been neglecting my sunscreen. Not sure what possessed me, but I thought I'd risk it for a little bit. BIG MISTAKE.
- Afternoon: The Walking Dead… Now Pink.. The sunburn. Oh, the sunburn. I looked, and felt, like a cooked lobster. Every step was agony. Every breath felt like sandpaper on my skin. Managed to limp to a pharmacy, where the pharmacist spoke zero English and seemed to think I was both a hazard and a colossal idiot. Eventually, I pointed, grunted, and somehow acquired aloe vera.
- Evening: Paella Pilgrimage (and the Near-Breakdown). Back at the apartment, coated in aloe, nursing my wounds. I was so tired, I almost didn't want to go to the restaurant for paella. But I had to. Had to. I was determined! Found a little place near the harbor named "Casa Riquelme". The paella had a great taste! All I could focus on, however, was the pain from my skin being in contact with the chair.
- Late Evening: Balcony Grief. More balcony, more tears. The mosquitoes were back. This time, they had friends, and the air conditioner was broken… somehow.
Day 3: Castle Conundrums & Market Mayhem
- Morning: Santa Bárbara Castle, Or "How I Nearly Died of Heatstroke". Determined to embrace culture, I hiked up to Santa Bárbara Castle. The views? Spectacular. The climb? Medieval torture. Honestly, I was melting. I swore I could see mirages. I considered giving up and going back to the apartment but pushed through.
- Afternoon: Central Market Mania. The Mercado Central! A feast for the senses. The colours, the smells! I wandered around, mouth agape, trying not to look like a total tourist (and, of course, failing). Loaded up on olives, Serrano ham (my absolute weakness), and some of the biggest, brightest strawberries I'd ever seen. The lady behind the counter didn’t speak English but kept winking at me, clearly seeing through my tourist persona.
- Evening: Dinner Disaster (and the Quest for Garlic Shrimp Redux), Went back to El Rincon del Tapeo. Only this time, I knew exactly what I wanted: Gambas Al Ajillo! The shrimps arrived and were amazing. I ate them all with the bread.
Day 4: Day Trip to… Nowhere? (and the Train Snafu)
- Morning: Pack, and Pray. I woke up and realized the next day was my last day. I started gathering my luggage, and re-organizing my luggage. I realized the amount of trash that had gathered on the balcony, and rushed to throw it all out. I couldn't handle the guilt of not having taken out the trash before leaving.
- Afternoon: Goodbye Alicante. The airport was an unceremonious experience, with more delays than I could have hoped for, but I eventually made it back!
Reflections (and Ramblings):
- The Apartment: Awesome. Seriously, best decision ever. Wish I'd used the balcony more.
- My Spanish: Needs work. A lot of work.
- Food: Incredible. Will dream of patatas bravas. And the shrimp.
- Takeaway: Sunscreen. Seriously, pack more. And learn to embrace the chaos. Life's too short for perfect itineraries - and perfectly cooked skin.
So, there you have it. A hot mess of a trip, a testament to the power of good food and the pitfalls of poor sun protection. Would I go back? Absolutely. Would I do things differently? You bet. But hey, that's the fun of it, right? Now, where's the next adventure…?
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Alicante DREAM Apartment: E3EV - Your Burning Questions Answered (and then some!)
Is this place *really* as good as it sounds? "3 Beds, Balcony, Modern & Bright!" seems almost... fake.
Okay, buckle up, because I've been there. E3EV. The Alicante DREAM Apartment. Let me tell you, the marketing copy? It's *mostly* true. "Modern & Bright"? Oh honey, *yes*. That sunlight! You could grow tomatoes on the inside walls, practically. But here's the *real* tea: it’s good, yeah, VERY good, but not *perfect*. Think of it like… meeting your soulmate, and then realizing their socks don’t always match. (And sometimes, the soulmate forgets to buy milk. It's still a great catch, though, right?)
The balcony – is it usable? Like, does it *actually* fit chairs and a table?
Ah, the balcony. That sweet, sun-drenched promise. Yes! It's usable. Not *spacious*, mind you. I spent a solid hour debating the merits of a tiny bistro set versus a folding table and some cushions. Went for the folding option. Why? Because Spanish balconies are rarely as glamorous as they look in the pictures. You'll be fine for morning coffee and a slice of toast, maybe squeeze in a small table for an evening glass of wine (or two!). It's bliss, truly. Just don't expect to host a full-blown dinner party out there. Unless you're *really* good at tetris-ing furniture. (I’m not.)
Is the kitchen well-equipped? Because I *cannot* live without my morning coffee and evening nibbles.
Coffee? Nibbles? You speak my language. The kitchen… it’s a mixed bag. It's well-equipped enough to *function*, don't get your hopes up for high cuisine. I spent a solid afternoon of my first trip just trying to figure out how the oven worked – the instructions were in Spanish, and my Spanish is... well, non-existent. Eventually, I got it figured out, and learned the key to making perfect (okay, edible) paella – a lot of butter. It has everything you need to survive. But bring your own favourite coffee maker, just in case. (Trust me, you'll thank me later.)
What about the beds? Comfortable? And what about the noise? I am a light sleeper.
Okay, beds. Let's be frank. They are... fine. They're beds. Not the most luxurious beds I've ever slept in, but they *are* clean and perfectly serviceable. You'll sleep. The noise... that's the slightly trickier part. It's in a city, so yes, there's noise. Cars, chatter, the occasional late-night reveler. I brought earplugs, which saved me, but if you're *super* sensitive, consider bringing a white noise machine. I’m also pretty sure the neighbor has a very loud dog, but who can blame them?!
Three bedrooms... what's the layout actually *like*? I want to know if it's a good space for a group.
Layout... well, it does what it says on the tin. Three bedrooms. One is a master, which is a good size. The other two are smaller, fine for singles or couples who don't mind getting cozy. It worked perfectly for me and two friends. We could do our own thing, didn’t feel like we were on top of each other all the time. The living room is a good size, perfect for unwinding and talking about how perfect the apartment is! The flow is decent, you won't be wandering through bedrooms to get to the kitchen. However, bear in mind this is not a mansion: a large group might feel a little cramped.
Easy to find? What about parking? (because I hear Spanish parking is its own special level of hell.)
Finding the apartment itself wasn't too bad. Google Maps is your friend. Parking... *shudders*. Yes, Spanish parking can be a nightmare. I highly suggest using public transport, unless you *really* need a car. There may, or may not *always* be parking available on the street- and I may or may not have had to park *very* far away on one occasion. It's doable, but be prepared for some circling. If you're driving, do your research on nearby parking garages *before* you arrive. Seriously. Trust me on this one.
Okay, the location. Worth it? Anything nearby that's interesting?
The location... that's the real winner. It's fantastic! Close enough to the beach that you can stroll there in your swimsuit (I may have, shhh!). Tons of restaurants and bars nearby. The old town is a short walk away, which is the most picturesque place possible. Delicious tapas everywhere! I may or may not have spent excessive amounts of my time eating tapas. There's a supermarket close by for essentials and delicious snacks, and it is very convenient for people who like to eat constantly (that’s me!). Honestly, the location alone makes this place worth it. It immerses you in the Alicante vibe straight away.
Are there any hidden fees or surprises I should be aware of? (Because nobody likes being surprised by extra costs.)
Hidden fees? Hmm. Standard stuff, cleaning fees, maybe a security deposit. Always read the *fine print* like your life depends on it. But I did take out the rubbish. It might have been easier to add an extra five euros to my booking! Anyway, no major, horrifying surprises that I recall. Just do your homework beforehand. Always. And if something seems *too* good to be true… it still *might* be good, just make sure you covered all the bases.
Would you stay there again? Be honest!
Absolutely. Without a doubt, yes. Even with the slightly wonky kitchen, the occasional parking stress, and the neighbour's vocally opinionated dog, yes. I would absolutely stay in E3EV again. The location, the brightness, the balcony, the overall vibe… made up for every little imperfection. It's a fantastic base for exploring Alicante, and to be honest, I'm already dreaming of my return. Book it. Go! Get yourself some sunshine!
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