Escape to Paradise: Plaza Pelicanos' Grand Beach Bliss in Puerto Vallarta!
Escape to Paradise: Plaza Pelicanos' Grand Beach Bliss - My Puerto Vallarta Adventure (The Honest Truth!)
Okay, let’s be real. Planning a vacation is exhausting. Hours spent clicking, comparing, and desperately scouring for the perfect getaway. Well, buckle up, because I'm here to tell you about my experience at Escape to Paradise: Plaza Pelicanos' Grand Beach Bliss in Puerto Vallarta, and trust me, it's a mixed bag. But mostly… bliss.
First Impressions – The Good, The Meh, and The "Oh, Wow!"
Landing in Puerto Vallarta is a sensory overload in the best way possible. The air is thick with ocean, salsa music spills from every corner, and the vibrant colours pop. Arriving at Plaza Pelicanos, the lobby is spacious, with a view of the… well, let's just say not all the views are grand at first glance. (More on that later).
Accessibility: This is KEY for me, and I'm pleasantly surprised to find the hotel wheelchair accessible. Elevators are readily available, and while I didn’t personally use them, I saw plenty of accessible features in the common areas which is a huge win.
Check-in/out [express/private]: The check-in process was pretty smooth with Contactless check-in/out which is nice. But the private check in/out is a nice touch.
Cleanliness and safety: This is where Plaza Pelicanos truly shines. Let's get to the nitty gritty: Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays? Check, check, and check. There was even a little note saying you could Room sanitization opt-out available which gives peace of mind. Honestly? I felt safer there than at my own apartment complex sometimes.
The Rooms – My Coastal Sanctuary… with a Few Quirks
Okay, let's talk about the rooms. Mine was… a tale. I opted for a Non-smoking room, and thankfully, it was! The Air conditioning was a godsend, absolutely necessary in this hot, humid climate. The Air conditioning in public area was appreciated, too! They provided Complimentary tea and Free bottled water, which were both lifesavers, especially after a long travel. The Bathroom had a Separate shower/bathtub which was great for unwinding after a day on the beach. I also took advantage of the Desk which helped me make the most of my visit.
Available in all rooms: The Wi-Fi [free] was a lifesaver! Internet access – wireless & Internet access – LAN was also provided. Other items supplied such as Desk, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathrobes (because, hello, vacation!), and Hair dryer were provided for my convenience.
The "Meh" Moment: My window? It opens, but it's not the biggest and the view from my room was… well, let's just say it wasn't the iconic ocean view I had hoped for, but hey, Blackout curtains helped. And the mirror came in very handy. The rooms, while clean, felt a little outdated. Think… functional, not necessarily Instagram-worthy.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Fiesta for the Taste Buds (Mostly!)
Food is ESSENTIAL on vacation, am I right? And Plaza Pelicanos has a good spread.
Restaurants: The main restaurant offered a Breakfast [buffet] and Buffet in restaurant. There were also other options such as A la carte in restaurant and a Vegetarian restaurant. The main breakfast buffet was solid. I'm talking typical hotel fare – eggs, bacon, pastries, fruit. But trust me, after a few days of all inclusive everything starts looking the same and you can start longing for a home cooked meal.
Poolside Bar: This is where it gets interesting. They have a Poolside bar! Cocktails were decent, and the Happy hour was a great way to unwind.
Coffee/tea in restaurant: Essential for those early mornings.
The "Oh, No!" Experience: One day, I ordered room service. It took FOREVER to arrive, and when it did, my burger was cold. MAJOR disappointment. But good thing, there was a Snack bar and a Coffee shop to save the day.
Things to Do – From Lounging to… Well, Lounging!
Okay, confession time: I’m a serious relaxer. I'm not the most adventurous traveler, and I was here for R&R. But, Plaza Pelicanos offers a TON of options.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: The pool is a definite highlight. It's huge, with gorgeous views (much better than my room!), and the water is sparkling clean. I spent HOURS there, just floating and soaking up the Mexican sun.
- Ways to relax: The Spa/sauna was a nice treat. I did the Body scrub and it was amazing, and the Massage was blissful. I did not go to the Gym/fitness , but it was there.
- The "Hidden Gem" Moment: Stumbling upon the quiet, smaller pool tucked away near the back of the property. Pure serenity.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter
Plaza Pelicanos nails the basics.
Services: They offer Air conditioning in public area, Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, Luggage storage, and a Concierge, which is super helpful for booking tours or getting recommendations.
Essential Amenities: The Convenience store was a lifesaver for snacks and sunscreen. The Gift/souvenir shop was perfect for impulse buys.
The "Unexpected Delight" Moment: The staff. Every single person I encountered was friendly, helpful, and genuinely seemed to care about making my stay enjoyable. Top marks!
For the Kids: The Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, and Kids meal makes this place a great place to bring kids.
Getting Around:
- Getting around: The availability of a Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], and Taxi service made this trip much less stressful.
The Bottom Line: Should YOU Escape to Paradise?
Look, Plaza Pelicanos isn't perfect. It has its quirks. The rooms could use a refresh. The room service needs some serious work. But… the location is amazing. The staff is wonderful. The pool is sublime. And the overall atmosphere is relaxed, welcoming, and perfect for a chill getaway.
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My Recommendation:
Book it if: You’re looking for a relaxing beach vacation without breaking the bank, accessibility is important to you, cleanliness and safety are top priorities, and you appreciate friendly service over flashy luxury.
Skip it if: You're a stickler for modern design, or you're expecting a five-star experience.
My Honest Score: 4 out of 5 stars, with a slight bump for the super friendly staff!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your sterile, perfectly-curated travel brochure trip. This is my actual Puerto Vallarta adventure, the one that may or may not involve tequila, sand between my toes, and a near-meltdown in the hotel lobby. Welcome to chaos!
The Plaza Pelicanos Grand Beach Resort: My Mexican Fiesta (and potential train wreck) - A Hot Mess Itinerary
(Day 1: Arrival & "Hola, Hell Yes!")
- 08:00 AM: Wake up in a puddle of drool (seriously, I need a new pillow). Last-minute scramble for airport essentials: passport (check!), charger (double-check!), and a vague hope I packed enough sunscreen. The flight's a blur of overpriced airport coffee and the agonizing wait in that security line. It's like a slow-motion ballet of delayed flights and stressed-out tourists.
- 02:00 PM: Arrived! Finally, the glorious, humid embrace of Puerto Vallarta. Air conditioning is life. Check-in at Plaza Pelicanos… which, let’s be honest, is a vibe. The lobby is bustling, the music is pumping, and I swear I just saw a parrot judging my outfit. Good start.
- 03:00 PM: Room key acquired! (Hallelujah!) Initial room assessment: Okay, the view is insane. Seriously, ocean views for days. Bonus points for a balcony where I can definitely do some serious sun-worshipping… or just nap.
- 04:00 PM: First cocktail by the pool. Margarita. Double. Don't judge. The sun is hitting my face right, the music is good, and everyone looks happy and relaxed. This. Is. It. Vacation bliss.
- 06:00 PM: Went for a swim, It's like being in a warm jacuzzi but a gigantic, saltwater version! I saw someone go into the the ocean and got a little jealous but that's okay, I'll get my turn
- 07:00 PM: Dinner at the La Veranda (the hotel restaurant). Ordered tacos. Or was it enchiladas? Honestly, after that second margarita, the details are a little fuzzy. But the food was delicious, the service was friendly, and I definitely over-tipped. Oops.
First Impressions: Plaza Pelicanos: So far, so good! It's lively, a little chaotic, but in a good way. It feels like a big, boisterous family reunion… except everyone's wearing swimsuits. My biggest concern? Not spilling that margarita.
(Day 2: Beach Dreams & Tequila Nightmares)
- 09:00 AM: Woke up with a gentle throb in my head (damn those margaritas). Chugged water like a camel in the desert. Made my way downstairs for the included buffet breakfast, which, honestly, was a bit of a free-for-all. Waffles, scrambled eggs, fruit, a questionable-looking meat… the choices are endless.
- 10:00 AM: BEACH TIME! Found a prime spot on the beach, strategically placed under an umbrella. The sand is perfect - soft, warm, and begging to be walked on. Spent the next few hours alternating between sunbathing, dodging rogue volleyballs, and people-watching. I saw a guy try to impress a woman by surfing the waves, and promptly wipe out. Don't worry dude, I was watching.
- 01:00 PM: Lunch at the beach bar. Fish tacos. Amazing. Followed by a second margarita. (Again, no judgment.)
- 03:00 PM: Took a walk on the beach. Found a cute little shell.
- 06:00 PM: Tequila tasting at… well, the bar. Okay, this is where things get interesting. The tequila flowed freely. I may have learned far more about tequila production than I ever thought possible. I can't say it was all good but it was definitely an experience. The details are… foggy. Let's just say I made some new "friends," possibly serenaded a mariachi band, and may or may not have attempted to dance the Macarena. Mortifying.
- 09:00 PM: Some sort of late-night snack… probably tacos again. I was at my bed.
Emotional Rollercoaster Moments: The tequila tasting. Oh, the tequila tasting. One minute, I was sipping tequila and feeling like a connoisseur. The next, I'm singing karaoke with strangers. Definitely a night to remember… or possibly forget large portions of.
(Day 3: Exploring & Possibly Regretting Everything)
- 11:00 AM: Finally roused myself from the dead, after a morning of regret. The sun and tequila were my enemy.
- 12:00 PM: Decided to visit the famous Malecón - the beachfront boardwalk. Bright colors, street performers, people everywhere! Bought some souvenirs (a maraca and and a sombrero - what was I thinking!?), and got into a conversation with a street artist. I swear, he was drawing my portrait, but it ended up looking nothing like me. Still, I gave him some money.
- 03:00 PM: Attempted to find a good restaurant (again, I am terrible at planning ahead). Ended up in a crowded, touristy place. Food was mediocre. Service, unfortunately, was slow. Lesson learned: Research restaurants before you're starving.
- 05:00 PM: Back to the hotel… to recover from my day.
- 07:00 PM: Another dinner.
- 09:00 PM: Went back to the room.
Quirky Observations: So, the street art is on point. Some of the street performers are actually really talented. The souvenir shops are overwhelming. And I have a growing suspicion that I'm going to be wearing this sombrero for the rest of the week. I might actually start to feel like a local.
(Day 4: Beach (A Repeat Performance) & Farewell Dinner
- 09:00 AM: Okay, back to the beach, and the sun.
- 10:00 AM: Pool time! Played water volleyball. I'm terrible at it.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch.
- 03:00 PM: Took another walk!
- 06:00 PM: Packed. Cried.
- 08:00 PM: Farewell Dinner - it was the best dinner I've had all week.
- 10:00 PM: One last drink at the hotel bar.
Emotional Reactions: I don't want to leave. I need more vacation. This has been amazing.
(Day 5: Departure - The Return to Reality)
- 07:00 AM: Last look at the ocean.
- 08:00 AM: Airport.
- 10:00 AM: Flight.
- 04:00 PM: Home.
Final Thoughts: Plaza Pelicanos: it’s not perfect. The food can be hit-or-miss. The service is erratic. But the location is incredible, the atmosphere is fun, and the memories… well, those will last a lifetime (or at least until the next margarita). Would I go back? In a heartbeat. I'd probably pack more sunscreen, less sense, and maybe invest in an extra-large tequila tumbler. Adios, Mexico. You were a glorious, beautiful, slightly tipsy disaster, and I loved every second.
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So, like, what *is* this even about? I'm already confused.
Alright, alright, settle down, Nancy Drew. Honestly? I'm not entirely sure either. It's a catch-all for… stuff. Life stuff. Things that have happened. Observations. Rants. Maybe a recipe or two if I'm feeling ambitious (which is rare, let's be honest). Think of it as a digital brain dump, a verbal spew, a… well, you get the idea. It's messy. It's chaotic. And sometimes, it's brilliant. (Okay, maybe not brilliant. But *occasionally* interesting, at least?)
Are you, like, an expert? 'Cause you don't *sound* like an expert.
Expert? HA! Honey, the only thing I'm an expert in is making a spectacular mess. I'm the poster child for "winging it." Honestly, I'm just a person who exists, breathes, eats copious amounts of cheese, and sporadically decides to share my thoughts with the interwebs. So, if you're looking for precision, facts, and unwavering authority, you've come to the wrong place. If you're looking for a slightly deranged, often hilarious, and occasionally insightful perspective? You've come to the right place. Welcome aboard!
Okay, okay… but what *specifically* do you ramble about? Give me a hint!
Ugh, the million-dollar question! Well, it *could* be anything. Life is a buffet of experiences, right? And I have a… voracious appetite. Let's see… Maybe I'll get into… * **The Great Sock Conspiracy:** Seriously, where DO all the socks go in the dryer? It's a mystery that keeps me up at night. I swear, it's a black hole of cotton and polyester. I've lost more socks to the dryer than I've had hot dinners! It's a conspiracy, I tell you! And those little clips? Useless. Utterly, miserably useless. * **My Ongoing Battle with Procrastination:** It's a beautiful struggle, really. I'm a master procrastinator. An Olympic gold medalist in the art of delaying the inevitable. I'm practically writing this *right now* instead of doing… well, let's just say something important. But hey, at least the procrastination gives me *plenty* of material! * **The Utter Disappointment of Modern Technology:** Don't even get me started on apps that promise to "simplify" your life and then end up making things *infinitely more complicated*. I'm looking at *you*, smart fridge that can't even keep milk fresh. Truly. * **The Joys and Heartbreak of Loving Pets:** Oh, my fluffy, four-legged overlords! They drive me crazy, they cost a fortune, and they leave hair *everywhere*. And yet, I can't imagine my life without them. Pure, unadulterated joy. And the occasional, heart-wrenching sadness when they decide to eat something they absolutely shouldn't. (Looking at you, Mittens, and that *whole* chicken bone incident.) * **And probably, *definitely*, the Absolute Madness of Dating:** UGH. Let's just leave it at that for now. I think I need a drink just thinking about the last date, and the one *before* that. Right, got that?
Are you *always* this… intense?
Look, my inner volcano has a mind of its own. Some days I'm as chill as a cucumber in a freezer, other days, the slightest inconvenience sets me off. It's a feature, not a bug. Embrace the chaos, my friend. It's way more fun that way. And honestly, the world is already bland enough as it is. Let's add some spice!
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you? Come on, dish!
OOOoooh, the good stuff! Okay, buckle up, here's a doozy. It involves a karaoke bar, a questionable rendition of "I Will Survive," and a *very* unfortunate wardrobe malfunction. I was, at the time, convinced I was the next Mariah Carey. (In my defense, the liquid courage was flowing freely.) I grabbed the mic, strutted across the stage, and belted out the first few lines with the confidence only a few cocktails can provide. Then… *SNAP*. My pants, yes, my PANTS. Decided they absolutely COULD NOT handle the sheer power of my voice. They split. Right down the middle. Like, full-blown, "moon's out" level split. The crowd gasped. I frozen. For about a millisecond. And then, in the most graceful move of my life (or so I tell myself), I ripped off what was left of my pants and used them as a makeshift cape. And shouted 'I'm a gladiator', the cheers were deafening (though partially due to shock, I suspect). Long story short, I ran off the stage, butt cheeks a-flashing, and straight into my friend, who nearly choked on her drink. The pictures exist. The shame lingers. But hey, at least I gave the audience a show! Now, *that's* a story, right? The worst part? The song *was* actually pretty good… until the pants thing.
So, should I actually read this? Is it worth my time?
Honestly? I have no idea. Maybe it's a complete waste of your precious time. Maybe it will make you laugh until your sides hurt. Maybe it will inspire you to spontaneously organize your sock drawer. (I'm not holding my breath on that one.) All I know is, I'm enjoying the ride, and I'm happy to have company. So, if you're looking for a little bit of crazy in your day, maybe, just maybe, this is the place to be. Or, you know, don't. No hard feelings. Either way, have a great day.
