Canton, TX Getaway: Unbeatable Red Roof Inn Deals!
Canton, TX Getaway: Unbeatable Red Roof Inn Deals! - The Real Deal (and All the Messy Bits)
Alright, y'all, buckle up because we're diving HEADFIRST into the Red Roof Inn experience in Canton, TX. Forget those perfectly curated travel blogs – this is the raw, unfiltered truth, sprinkled with a healthy dose of Texas charm (and maybe a little bit of caffeine from that questionable coffee maker…).
First, a disclaimer: I'm hitting this review HARD on the heels of a chaotic week (aren't they all?) that left me needing a serious escape. So, my perspective's a bit heightened. Just keeping it real.
The Big Picture: Accessibility, Cleanliness, and Safety - Did They Get it Right?
Okay, so, safety first. The Red Roof Inn attempts to create a safe and accessible haven. They boast about their "Unbeatable Deals," and let's be honest – that’s what often draws you in. Let's break this down:
Accessibility: Honestly, I didn't need it, but I did see elevators. This is a huge plus, folks, for anyone with mobility concerns. The parking situation? Free and plentiful – a godsend in a town like Canton that swells during the First Monday Trade Days.
Cleanliness (and the Fear of Germs): This is where things get interesting. The website breathes safety. They mention "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," and "Rooms sanitized between stays." Now, as a semi-obsessed germaphobe (thanks, COVID!), I spent the first ten minutes judiciously wiping EVERYTHING DOWN. The feeling of clean was there but the lingering thoughts of "did they really?" kept me on edge. This is a big "if" in my mind. I have to see the "cleanliness and safety" actually happening to believe it, at least, if they have proper cleaning procedures during my visit:
- Hand sanitizer: There were dispensers. Bonus points.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Who knows? They seemed polite but the training is a mystery.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: I didn't see this option.
- Shared stationery removed: I didn't see any.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: Thank goodness. Essential.
- Safe dining setup: Depends on the breakfast. See below.
Daily disinfection in common areas and rooms sanitized between stays: To see all of this, I got to imagine the staff were doing there best.
Safety/security features: CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, Security (24-hour). I appreciate this, it should make me feel safe.
The Rooms: The Good, The Bad, and The…Slightly Smelly?
Now, let's talk about the heart of the experience: the room. The website promises "Internet access – wireless, Internet access – LAN," but let's be real. You’re here for the experience, not the internet. Still, Wi-Fi is a MUST.
Available in all rooms: Absolutely. Connection was… okay. Not blazing fast, but good enough to stream some Netflix while I battled jet lag.
The Amenities: A/C? Check. Alarm clock? Check. Coffee maker (the questionable one I mentioned)? Double-check. Hair dryer, iron, mini-fridge, and a closet - yes, yes, yes. But…the pillows. They were a bit meh. I was craving a good pillow. I brought my own for next time.
- Free bottled water: They say "free bottled water," but I had to ask. Don’t be afraid to ask!
- Room sanitization opt-out available I didnt see this.
- Additional toilet: No, but the regular one worked.
The Unmentionables: The carpeting. It's there. It's old. And you can almost smell the ghosts of a thousand tradeshow attendees. I really need to emphasize the carpet. It's really what makes or breaks the room. I have a feeling that the room was cleaned but I was unsure of the details.
The Bed: I'm a big fan of a good bed! It was soft, and the extra long bed was nice.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Foodie Adventure (Kind Of)
Okay, so this isn't the Ritz-Carlton. There are no in-house Michelin stars, but here's the deal:
Breakfast (the Breakfast of Champions… or at least, the Functionally Awake): They offer a "Breakfast [buffet]" and breakfast service (which may or may not include "Breakfast takeaway service"). I went for a quick bite. Think: pre-packaged pastries, instant coffee (hence my "questionable coffee maker" comment), and maybe some cereal. It's fuel, not fine dining. I was happy to eat my breakfast and rush to the shops later on.
Restaurants, Coffee Shop, Snack Bar: None on-site (I actually looked!). But, conveniently, you're in Canton! The town itself is overflowing with diners and cafes, offering a wider variety of food.
Bottle of water: Needed to be asked for, but I got one.
Alternative meal arrangement: I did not need this but it is an option.
Things to Do (and Ways to Relax… Maybe)
This is where Canton shines. The Red Roof Inn is a solid basecamp for tackling the madness of First Monday Trade Days. Which, by the way, IS AN EXPERIENCE.
Things to Do: The main event is, of course, the Trade Days. You're talking antiques, clothes, food, furniture - you name it! It’s a treasure hunter’s paradise… or a shopping black hole, depending on your mood (and your wallet).
- Pool I don't remember seeing a pool.
Ways to Relax:
- Sauna, Spa, Steamroom: None. This is, after all, the Red Roof Inn.
- Fitness Center: Nope. Time to find some walking shoes, you'll need them at the Trade Days anyway!
- Massages: No. But after a DAY of shopping? You'll need one.
Services and Conveniences – the Little Things That Matter
Business facilities: The Red Roof Inn has business facilities with "Xerox/fax in business center," and "Meetings" along with "Meeting/banquet facilities."
Daily housekeeping: The room service made up for the disappointing amenities.
Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Parking is free and easy, which is a HUGE plus, especially during Trade Days.
Facilities for disabled guests: They do have facilities, which is a great thing!
Air conditioning Air conditioning in the lobby and the room.
My Verdict (and That Emotional Reaction I Promised)
Look, the Red Roof Inn in Canton isn’t going to win any awards for luxury. It’s not a destination in itself. BUT it's a convenient, affordable, and functional spot to rest your weary head after a day of hunting treasures and haggling in Canton. The "Unbeatable Red Roof Inn Deals" is a strong selling point, especially around the Trade Days rush. However, they must improve cleanliness and amenities. The room was a bit rough around the edges (that carpet!), but the location and price are unbeatable.
Would I go back? Absolutely. For the location alone, it's worth it. Next time, I'm bringing my own pillow and maybe some Lysol wipes… just in case.
Final Grade: B- (leaning C+ on cleanliness until I'm more convinced!)
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- Prime Location: Steps away from the Canton Trade Days, saving you time and energy.
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- Essential Amenities: Comfortable rooms, convenient Wi-Fi access to get you started.
- Safe: Security features.
- Accessibility The facilities are accessible.
What to Expect (The Real Deal):
- Cleanliness and Safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, essential amenities, daily disinfection.
- Room Comfort: Air conditioning, mini-fridge.
- Simple, but Functional Breakfast: Get fueled up to conquer the trade days.
- Easy Access: Close to all the Canton action
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is… well, this is my attempt at conquering Canton, TX, and frankly, I'm already bracing for chaos. We're talking Red Roof Inn, the undisputed king of… uh… budget-friendly lodging. Wish me luck, because I'm gonna need it.
Canton, TX: A Love Letter (Maybe) to a Weekend of Thrills and Spills (and probably spilled coffee)
Day 1: Arrival and the Existential Dread of a Motel Room
- 1:00 PM – Check-in at the Red Roof Inn. (The Red Roof Inn, Canton, TX… just saying it makes me feel vaguely… travel weary.) – Okay, so the online photos definitely had a filter applied. A LOT of filter. The lobby, let's just say it's "functional." The friendly woman at the front desk, bless her heart, looked like she'd seen things. I think she also might've been wearing the same shirt I saw on a mannequin back in '98. Don't judge, I'm already judging myself for my life choices.
- Anecdote Alert: The key card… refused to work. Of course. Five trips back to the front desk, and finally, the exasperated sigh of the woman behind the counter let me know I was officially the problem. "It's got to be the strip, hon." Turns out, she was right. The room, once I finally gained entry, smelled faintly of… disinfectant and regret. But hey, clean sheets! (I think they were clean.) I'm choosing to be optimistic.
- 1:30 PM – Room Inspection/Self-Assessment/Panic. Okay, so the room isn’t winning any design awards. But the air conditioner works. That's like… 80% of the battle right there, considering the Texas sun. The TV? Well, it has a TV! (I’m gonna watch a lot of TV.) The carpet… let's just say I'm wearing shoes.
- Quirky Observation: The Gideon Bible is still there, even though I haven't cracked one since high school. Maybe I should start reading it… or just get a beer? Tough choice. Ultimately, I'm the one here to make them. The clock on the nightstand is off by an hour. This, my friends, is the beginning of my descent into complete time-bending madness.
- 2:30 PM – Fuel Up! (Or, The Great Gas Station Food Adventure) - Okay, so apparently, there’s a thriving business of gas stations serving some of the best tacos and fried chicken in the state of Texas. Who knew? After a truly terrible drive, I knew I had to grab something! The gas station had an "eat-in" section, which was a few tables around a bunch of vending machines. The Taco was mediocre, but the chicken? A culinary masterpiece. I ate the chicken. I ate the tacos. I realized that my life was now dedicated, at least in part, to finding places, and telling people about gas station food. I'm not sure how I feel about that yet.
- 3:30 PM – A Bit of Rest (More like… a nap). - After that feast, I need a snooze! The bed is comfy. I will worry about the quality of the bed sheets tomorrow morning.
- 6:00 PM – Dinner at [TBD, Possibly Whatever's Open and Doesn't Look Like a Tourist Trap] – I’m picturing some diner, greasy spoon type deal. The kind of place with checkered tablecloths and waitresses who call you "Honey." The kind of place that serves pie that tastes like heaven. Wish me luck. I am thinking about getting a milkshake.
- Emotional Reaction: I'm starting to feel a sense of… freedom? Maybe it's the low expectations. Maybe it's the promise of pie. Either way, I'm ready to embrace the weirdness of Canton.
- 7:30 PM – Settling In and TV Marathon. - I am going to binge-watch everything or sleep. I'm in the mood for the latter.
Day 2: Flea Market Frenzy! (Please, Lord, Don't Let Me Buy a Cabbage Patch Kid)
- 7:30 AM – Breakfast at the Motel (AKA, Whatever I Brought From Home). - I'm really not one for motel breakfasts. So I’m eating something that definitely won’t upset my stomach.
- 8:30 AM – THE FIRST MONDAY TRADE DAYS BABY! (The Main Event… Or, The Reason We Came)
- Rambling Time: So, Trade Days. This is it. This is the reason why I'm in Canton. I've heard tales of treasures, of junk, of utter chaos. I'm picturing endless rows of booths crammed with… stuff. Stuff I need, stuff I don't need, stuff I never knew I needed. I imagine it'll get hot, crowded, and overwhelming. But I also imagine it'll be fun. I hope. I really, really hope.
- Anecdote in the Making: I am making a list of things to buy… I'm a collector.
- 12:00 PM – Lunch at Trade Days (More Greasy Goodness, Probably). - I'm betting it’ll involve a corn dog, maybe some funnel cake. The food is a big part of the Canton experience.
- 2:00 PM – Trade Days: The Aftermath… and the Panic. - I really have to resist the urge to buy things I don't have room for. I have to remind myself that I have a limited amount of space!
- 4:00 PM – Poolside Relaxation (If the Red Roof Inn Has a Pool… Pray For No Algae) - I'm exhausted, and the only thing that sounds better than a nap at this point is splashing around in some water. Let's hope this Red Roof Inn has a pool.
- 6:00 PM – Dinner (Maybe try that diner, if I can find it). - Still fantasizing about that pie. Still.
- 7:00 PM – Planning for the drive. Preparing for the day to come
Day 3: Departure and the Aftermath of Canton
- 8:00 AM – Check-Out: - And the adventure continues!
- 9:00 AM – Goodbye Canton!: - I'm getting the hell out of Red Roof Inn.
- 10:00 AM – Destination: - Home.
Post-Trip Feelings:
- Emotional Reaction: I'm tired. I'm full. I'm broke (probably). Did I find any treasures? Probably not. Did I experience something? Absolutely. Would I do it again? Probably. Canton is a weird, messy, wonderful place. And, let's be honest, I wouldn't have it any other way.
- Quirky Observation: I have a feeling I'll be finding stray dust bunnies in my car for weeks. And maybe I'll be craving corn dogs.
- Opinionated Language: Red Roof Inn was… a Red Roof Inn. Trade Days was an experience, to say the least. Canton is definitely a place you go to experience things. And… you will.
Canton, TX Getaway: Red Roof Inn & The Flea Market Frenzy!
Okay, so, Red Roof Inn... Canton, TX. Why should I even bother? Seriously, is it worth the gas money?
What *actually* happens at First Monday Trade Days? Is it just old junk?
Let's talk Red Roof Inn itself. What can I *actually* expect? Are the reviews accurate?
Food! Where do I eat in Canton? Is it all greasy spoon diners?
What about the parking/crowds at the Flea Market? Any survival tips I need to know?
Alright, I'm sold. What's the *best* time to go?
I'm a first-timer. What's the *one* thing I should absolutely, positively, without a doubt, not forget to do?
